Nut Frosting

Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.

That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.

Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

Horchata Cannons

A Mexican girls boobs. Typically really nice or large ones.

Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!

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