Twiggy

1. Someone who is passive aggressive.
2. Someone who is lazy and delusional.
3. Someone who is typically male, but possesses emotional characteristics of a woman.
4. Someone who thinks he is well liked by others, but is too oblivious to realize everyone loaths his presence.
5. Someone who is insecure and exhibits false confidence in himself to the point where his retorts are mainly geared towards penis size.
6. Usually a dumb hill billy.
7. Someone who talks way too much about himself.
8. Someone who lacks self esteem to the point where he preys on fat, ugly, and usuall very old women that have three kids and therefor cannot get anything else - and boasts about it like it is an accomplishment.
9. Someone that is usually very annoying.
10. Someone who likes to mooch off everyone else. Usually the biggest freeloader you will meet.
11. Someone that has no friends but pretends like he does.

12. Likes to tell everyone that he shot another bird the other day, and thinks people actually care.
13. Usually the biggest loser douchebag angyone can ever meet.

Ex#1
Trevor: "Brandon, it's pretty weak you try and take advantage of fat, ugly girls that lack any self esteem."

Brandon: "Uhhh... ummm..... welll... duuude, atleast my cock is bigger than yours!" *smiles while conspiring to slit Trevors throat while he sleeps*

Trevor: "Uhh, yeah.....you must have the intelligence of a Twiggy to have come up with that one!"

Ex#2
Brandon: "Hey guess what guys? I just shot another bird in my back yard today with my shot gun!"

An acquaintance: *Sarcastically* "Oh, really?! Nice man! That's really awesome!" /Sarcasm

Ex#3
Brandon: *Walks up out of nowhere* "Hey what are you guys doing???" *Invites himself by seating himself in the middle of the rotation and proceeds to talk about another bird he shot while trying to act innocent*

A group of acquaintance: *Thinking WTF does HE want?*
A random guy within the group: "Dude, Brandon... Do you EVER buy your OWN weed? Do YOU ever smoke OTHERS out, you stingy bastard!?! You are the biggest douchebag on earth! Quit being such a Twiggy and get the f%$# out of here!! You are not wanted you annoying peice of sh!t!"

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