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twelve-pack

n. An ugly person who despite their ugliness has just enough redeeming physical attributes that you would consider sleeping with them after consuming a twelve-pack of beer.

Guy 1: Dude, she's fugly!
Guy 2: yeah, but she's a twelve-pack.

by JackM June 10, 2005

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two-face

noun. A facial front and profile that look like two different people. Can make someone unattractive.

You're beer goggling man, she has a two-face! From the side she looks like Xena Warrior Princess, but from the front she looks like Roseanne Arnold!

by JackM June 8, 2005

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