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rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

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scrotum flakes

The dry skin almost like dandruff that comes off when you scratch your balls.

As a joke, Aaron placed an open bag of candy down his pants and when he pulled it out, it was full of scrotum flakes.

by JackU May 24, 2009

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Smack

A pet name for a really hot female friend

Hey Smack, I'm going to pick up lunch, would you like anything?

by JackU October 30, 2008

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