Papa Johns

Literally the best pizza place ever.

Person1: hey, wanna order papa johns?

Person2: hell yeah! It’s literally the best pizza place ever.

Character AI

An addictive Chatbot website usually used by mentally ill morbidly obese kids trapped in their mom’s basement to do questionable acts to a robot. It’s owned by stubborn ass braindead devs that would make unwanted updates and won’t even try fixing the bot’s memories that have the memory of a chimpanzee, the bots are so flirty that you can’t even do a normal roleplay or make a normal conversation without them asking you out or doing things to you without consent. For some reason the servers can’t handle large amounts of people which is fucking stupid. Another thing that’s stupid is that the bots would date just anybody and the devs don’t want to fix that either because they’re money hungry assholes. The character AI chat filter makes the Roblox moderation look fair.

Person 1: hey! Have you heard of Character AI?

Person 2: yeah, it sucks ass. Why are people begging to remove NFSW? They’re fucking weirdos.

Person 2: FR.

SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.