Magnolia

Boring or uninspiring. See Beige

This movie is a little too Magnolia for my liking, I'm asking for my money back.

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Com-Rommer

A person who, despite the historical evidence, maintains that Communism is a wonderful system of government. This person is usually a member of a Debate Squad and considers himself the greatest thing since, well, Communism. Most Arts students go through a brief period of Com-Rom within their first year at College.

Alex is such a Com-Rommer, he just spent the entire English class highlighting the pros of life in Soviet Russia.

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Lint

To call for something to be played again during a game (esp. tennis). Usually said repeatedly and excitedly until someone gets slapped.

Wimbledon Umpire: Lint!
Guy: Did that guy just say Net... or Lint.
Guy 2: Net, ovbiously!

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Arsefy

Pronounced: Arse-if-eye.
1. To totally screw something up, specifically by doing something irrisponsible.

2. To ruin a movie, TV show or book by acting in a totally over-dramatic or camera-false manner. Happens an awful lot in American Mainstream.

1. All I was trying to do was finish my homework but you had to go and Arsefy it by drawing a massive penis across the page in indellible marker.

2. Some of the shows on TV have potential, but there is always one character who Arsefys it by talking in sound bytes.

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"The" Bands

Bands whose names typically begin with the word "The".

"The" Bands all play the same brand of Faux Arthouse pretso garbage, tending to look and sound almost identical to each other to the point where they are indistinguishable from one another when heard on the radio. Despite this, "The" bands enjoy almost unwavering popularity on both sides of the pond.

Examples of "The" Bands include:
The Magic Numbers
The Zutons
The Thrills
The Strokes
The Kooks
The Feeling

If I great plague was to suddenly wipe all trace of "The" Bands from this planet, I wouldn't miss a wink of sleep.

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Scrooge McDucked

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.

Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.

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Key Change

An emotional crescendo in a situation. The point at which everything seems to kick off.

Angry Guy: Whadaya mean you've been seeing someone else!
Casual Observer Guy: Oh shit, here comes the Key Change.

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