monumental

Something that's really amazing. See mental, sick, insane, nuts, mad, wicked, rude.
If something is mental but bigger/better

This shit is monumental! (emphasis on 3rd and 4th syllables)

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madge

A foolish guy. Chump. Moron. etc

X: This party is like so totally cool and happening
Y: Shut-up you madge

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attackmode

When, under the influence of alcohol, a person thinks it's funny to irritate and annoy another person by hitting them, pushing them, etc. Attackmode can escalate into mindless vandalism and is usually associated with fits of laughter, stumbling and slurred speech

Argh! He's driving me nuts
Yeah, he's on full-on attackmode at this stage

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whizzy

Really really lame way of saying something is good. If you say this word, and are under the age of 50, you deserve to be buried up to the neck in sand and left to vultures

What do you think of my new car?

Wow, it's...*thinks of word to say*...really, whizzy

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mid-weeky

The kind of nasty feeling you get on a Wednesday morning at work. When you're moody with your colleagues and moody in general

What the hell is wrong with him? I was only saying hello.
I think he's feeling a bit mid-weeky

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dross

Music that's offensive to the eardrums in its poorness. Comes from a combination of the word dross, meaning rubbish, and Luther Van-Dross - a notoriously bad musician.

I can't listen to this dross. Get it the hell of my stereo before I hurt you.

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jimjam

A boner. An erection in general, but not usually fully-extended. A semi

We were kissing but it got really awkward, I had a massive jimjam on

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