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Using the used cloth strips from an esthetician that have removed hair on them and putting them on your bald ass head to make it look like you have some hair.
Rupert: "Dude, how did the Hair Club for Men appointment go?"
Curly: "Far too expensive, but I cobbled this Brazilian Wig from the spa's dumpster."
Rupert: "I guess the donor was a natural blonde!"
The art of soaking one penis in a bottle of Frank's Original RedHot Cayenne Pepper Sauce, and then having sex with someone. Some say it functions as a perfect spermicide.
Joab: "Dude, I took my date to Nick Tahoe's last nite."
Doc: "Really? What did you get?"
Joab: "I got a cheeseburger plate with Mac and Home Fries."
Doc: "What did your date get?"
Joab: "She a vegatarian, but I did give her a Rochester Red Hot!"
Doc: "Cool, at least you won't be a daddy!"
An offshoot of the shocker. It is giving a woman a shocker and then her parents walk into the room. Named for Gabe Focker of "Meet the Parents"
I was giving her a shocker and then got the focker. Her dad punched me in the face and then gave me $350 bucks not to see her anymore.