Snowder

Pronounced as a mixture of snow, snout, and powder. An endearing term for cocaine. *see snouder.

I drank so much tonight. If you wanna see me at this next bar, you gonna have to break me off some of a bump of that snowder.

CPT

CPT, or “colored people’s time” is a term used to describe a temporal anomaly, were people exclusive of whites exhibit a tendency to maintain an alternate schedule or timeline. In general CPT refers to a window of 15 minutes to an hour, but can extend to days, weeks, months, or even sometimes, a complete lack of presence.

This reservation for Jamal Jackson party of eight is thirty minutes late. Should we give their table away? Nah, I’m sure they’ll show up. They’re just on CPT.

Baby dick

The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.

Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.

Dumpsack

Dumpsack is actually an adjective. It is the act of filling a paper sack with shit (dog, human, or otherwise), placing it on an enemy’s doorstep, and lighting said sack on fire. Ideally, the dumpsacker hides in bushes or behind any inanimate object, and laughs hysterically as the homeowner stomps the flaming bag of shit.

A perfect example of dumpsack, executed perfect can be seen in the award winning film, “Billy Madison”.

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Snouder

Pronounced as a mixture of snow, snout, and powder. An endearing term for cocaine. *see snowder.

I flew the nooner to Miami. Gotta fly a turnaround to LAX. Got smashed at that shittyJose Cuervo restaurant in terminal D. I sure hope my copilot’s hanging on to that snouder we got back in Panama.