chimes

verb - To infuriate, or insult knowingly.

noun - a lead guitarist by nature; a selfish all-instrument playing ass clown who demands all other instruments be played to his liking. Typical behavior includes unnecessary 30 minute face melting solos during a Coldplay cover, asking the drummer, bass player, lead singer and rhythm guitarist to turn down, removing the drummer and actually playing the drums instead(of course, add 7-9 minute ACDC mediocre-at-best tom fill), and arguing for a 30% backing vocals volume reduction. Behavior outside of the music includes threesomes with 17 year old girls, and riding a taxi bicycle downtown.

"Don't Chimes me, ok dickwad? I know how to play the damn song.."

"Stop being a Chimes! We're in the fifth song of our cover set and the rest of us haven't even played our fucking instruments yet!"

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