wiijaculation

In an intense battle of Wii Tennis right after you swing the Wiimote for the match point the wristband breaks and your Wiimote goes through the tv screen and in the moment of all of this excitement you cum yourself.

Mom- why are you so upset billy?

Billy- well i was kicking ashley's ass in a game of Wii Tennis and wiijaculation happened........... *sniffles*

Mom - ....what the fuck happened to your pants.....

Billy - yea. about that.....

4👍 6👎

toilet birth

when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.

Tim- fuck you

Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.

5👍 9👎