Binge Moping

A classicly hipster activity, which involves a morose and self-loathing attitude in reference to everything.

Moping around as a general way of existing.

Potential causes could be: your favorite band has become mainstream, you had to shave your beard so people stop mistaking you for your father, you got a job, or you are embracing hipsterdom.

What's with Simon?

Oh, his beard is coming in sparse so he's binge moping.

Alternatively:
Hey Bethany, what's your plan tonight?

I'll be busy binge moping.