Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

swag

georgia lol

person 1:what does swag mean

person 2: it means well i can rlly explain it georgia is swag

person 1:ohhhh

UCSD

A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).

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Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

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u

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device

wut up w/ u?

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philosophister

A waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.

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getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

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