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Jefferson Davis Hogg. Corrupt, short, banty rooster-esque character who ran the town of Hazzard in the classic television show The Dukes Of Hazzard.
Dangit, Boss Hogg done sent Roscoe after us again!
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1. One result of procrastination.
2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
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To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.
I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.
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Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom
Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.
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the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator
my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po
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A waiter that works at Waffle House
Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT
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