Dirty D

A dark mystical creature from the deep dark abyss of haiti that has mountainous pimples on the forehead region, a cheetos bakery on her lips because they are mad crusty, smells like a combonation of sewege waste and the homeless, a disgrace to all haitian people, has infectious gums and scientists have tested her skin cells and they now believe she is the reason gonnreahea have started.

Jacob: If i go in the water is dirty d going to get me?
Joshua: Of course she is a mystical creature isnt she.

or..

Man i wanted some cheetos so i went to dirty d's house.

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