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When boyfriend and girlfriend have reached a plateau in their relationship where no shame is felt and they decide to place their anuses together. Then when one of them has to fart, they then unceremoniously do an exchanging of rectal air so as to revive the other's chocolate starfish and to allow the suffocated ones anus to "breathe" again. This may occur as many times back and forth as nature sees fit or until both parties can no longer butt French to keep the passing of farts going due to laughing fits as having someone fart up your ass is hilarious just as a thought, nevermind an action. I truly hope to see viral videos of this online soon. Screw Brazilian Fart Porn, its Starfish CPR now. Created from the hilariously sick mind of Jake Galloway.
John: "Last night me and Lisa did Starfish CPR like 4 times before we ran out of butt air."
Steve: "I'm gonna ask Donna to do Starfish CPR with me tonight, we had beans for lunch and I just know we can beat your record."
John: "We are gonna try adding flour to the mix and watch ourselves in the mirror, Its gonna be hilarious."
Steve: "Were getting so good at it were thinking of doing it at our wedding."
In the other room
Lisa: "Last night John made me do starfish CPR with him its like a habit now, we do it like 10 times a day. He is proud we made it to 4."
Donna: "Yeah I know, I like how it feels but it tickles my rectum so much.
Lisa: "He mentioned flour in the crevice so it would show how much air we were missing."
Donna: "He thinks we are gonna do it at the wedding, my mother would be mortified.
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humituby is a word that me and my brother made up i can mean alot of thing like fuck or shit it can mean anything u want
holy humituby
A Fart so intense that victims will taste it in their mouths. Eggfarts are the best example, but there are so many brands of fartsnack that it would be hard to list the many flavours of the rainbow that exist. Many "cooks" would agree that fartsnacks are best enjoyed after being served in the Dutch Oven, but most credit is due when more than one patron enjoy your scrumptious homemade snack from only one serving with no effort at all. Not to be confused with Scoopy Snack which is thrown in face or Dutch Oven which is forced inhalation. A fartsnack can often be enjoyed by more than one person with no effort at all sometimes in the case of eggstenuating circumstances, escape is not possible and there is nothing to do but enjoy the snack until there is none left to enjoy. LMFAO
Moms Butt: "FFFFFFLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPP".
A few seconds go by...
Jake: "OMG, Roll down the window that is so terrible."
Jamie: " I know I can taste it back here."
Jake: " I am positive that was the grossest tasting fart I've ever enjoyed, Mom."
Mom: "Come on guys you said to bring snacks for the road trip, I just happened to bring fresh fartsnacks.
Jodie(in Las Vegas on cellphone): "Wow, I didn't know smell could travel through a cell phone but even I tasted that one from here."
Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Tender space between penis and ass. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the creator of that gem as well. but you can't have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.
Mike: "Wanna go play some ball?"
Steve: "Sorry dude, I got a rash on my peenass from Franks Red Hot Sauce."
Mike: "WTF?"
Steve: "Yeah, My girlfriend puts that shit on everything, I mean everything."
Mike: "Apparently"
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Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.
Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."
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