When a man has to trade his drink with his wife because it's too strong for him
Honey can I have your Pina colada and you take my Manhattan, it's way too strong for me, im pulling a pegger.
When you're blowing a guy and they're so hairy you think they might be a werewolf
Jacob's trimmer broke so I won't go over there on the full moon anymore--he's a real howler head.
The ability to make your partner laugh with a well timed joke during sex.
He's pretty average in bed except for his sex of humor which makes it all worth it.