Blowing chunks out your ass after eating a volatile substance, usually a few bean burritos or any product from taco bell.
Dude, I shouldn't have ate those burritos, I blew asschunks all night.
Don't use that restroom! Someone blew asschunks in there and it reeks!
I don't want to eat taco bell man, it gives me serious asschunks whenever i do...
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A man or woman who gulps cum for a living, also used as an insult.
My nehgbor's supposedly a cumgulper...
You knocked over my soda you cumgulper!
Hey, I'm a cumgulper and i can get you a discount price.
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The act of joyful wooting when something is accomplished
Being in a constant state of woot and happiness
1.Wootness! I finally found the legendary -1 stage in Super Mario Bros.
2. He's been in wootness mode for an hour now, think we should tell him I slept with his sister yet?
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A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.
I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!
The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...
Why are all the ass mongers here naked?
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