An embarrassment of a man, with a rather long head. The shape of his head is that of a extremely long eggplant, much like the person who downvotes this. He breaths through his mouth because his stink is to unbearable to inhale through the nose. His friends ar- nvm Colby has no friends.
Fucking John: Woah is that a flying eggplant??
Fucking Steven: Nah thats just Colby
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