mingegraine

The infamous 'headache, no sex' scenario we all encounter. The headache blocks any chances of a sexual encounter thus rendering the female genitals unapproachable hence the phrase 'mingegraine'.

“Fancy a pint tonight mate? Jane’s got another mingegraine.”

Or

“Everything was going swimmingly until Jane got a mingegraine.”

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Top Bugger

top bug-ger

-adjective

Splendid or magnificent: a top bugger performance by the team.

The best bum sex you've ever had.

"The Jean Tinguely exhibition at the Tate is top bugger."

OR

"That pint was top bugger."

And so on and so on.