Nexus

Hair conditioner.

I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.

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bangs

Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)

She bangs...she bangs...

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clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

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hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

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Gizzle

The pleasurable word shouted by a female when the g-spot is tickled.

"Yes, harder...faster..thats it...GIZZLE ...OH GIZZLE."

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jurbala

The name of the naked woman on this months copy of national geographic.

I wonder how Jurbala gives blow jobs with that plate in her lip??

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