Strong Bad

a short ignoramus of a wrestler with little green electronic eyes, boxing gloves for hands, and is such an absorbing form of entertainment that you'ld rather starve to death than leave the computer before you finish reading his e-mail

Holy crap, Strongbad is the coolest!

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Red Rocket

the act of masturbating a canine specifically, or masturbating in general

Marcus played red rocket with the pooch 'til it came.

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oompa-loompa's wiener

Marijauna, i.e., pot; usually, of a less effectual sort. Low buzz factor.

I'm buzzin' on oompa-loompa's wiener

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&

Ampersand: a stylized, contractual form of the Latin word "et". Many people incorrectly substitute this symbol for the English word and. Although the Latin word "et" does mean "and", it is improper to substitute "&" for "and". Bad, bad grammar.

In combination with the Roman charater 'c', i.e., "&c." it means et cetera, (etc.).

I went shopping, to the bookstore, &c.

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key party

a gathering of swingers where house or car keys are exchanged to determine who fucks who

I took Bill's wife home from the key party last night. My wife could take lessons from that righteous bitch!

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cream

1. v.nt. to ejaculate in general, or specifically, in one's underwear, on one's face, or elsewhere.

2. n. euphamism for semen (along with cum, jizz, gravy, spooge, nectar, &c. ad nauseam)

1. The tit-flick got me so turned on I creamed my shorts.

2. Michael swallowed all of Bill's tasty cream.

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dugout

A small wooden container two chambers, for a marijuana pipe, (bat), and weed stash. Preferred by mature, discriminating potheads.

I carry my weed in a teak dugout

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