Surprise Closet Secks (lolz)
The act of throwing someone in the closet, yelling surprise and then vigorously make sweet passionate love to them, unless they say no with in 5 seconds then you mustn't secks them up or you will be charged with rape, or if its a prostitute, slut, or whore you will be charged with theft.
person1: Oh hey_______.
person2: -throws person one in closet- SURPRISE!!!!!1
person1:AHHHH SCS!!!!
person2:-starts making love vigorously- OHHHHH YAHHHH
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