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An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.
Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.
25π 12π
The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.
Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.
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A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.
The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.
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Vanillingus refers to the act of adding copious amounts of vanilla to cunnilingus.
When the smell was too fishy or foul, ole Phred just pulled the vanillingus to freshen things up.
A gigantic, ambulatory vaginal crevice that stalks unsuspecting men for prey. Can be heavily armed and highly dangerous.
Watch out for the 10-Foot Hole. If you see one, RUN.
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The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.
Phred got the redass when he could tell Frodo Jones had where he should'nt have been.
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Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.
You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.
Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.
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