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Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

31πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


vadge goggles

Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.

Jacques generally wears vadge goggles when he goes down, down, down, down.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

23πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.

The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2010

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


duckfisting

Ducktfisting is a human sexual act that involves sticking your hand up a duck's ass, and then banging chicks with the bill, head, and neck of the duck. This is usually only problematic when the duck falls off and gets lost in particularly cavernous women.

Jacques grabbed Phred and went duckfisting last week. They duckfisted some serious sluts, and, unfortunately, lost one of their ducks.

by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

26πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž