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Publisting = public fisting, a common pastime in Delaware and other odd eastern states.
After work Teri planned to go publisting with her friends and a vat of butter.
A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.
Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.
Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.
Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.
Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.
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Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.
Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.
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Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.
Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.
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Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.
Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.
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Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.
There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.
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