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A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.
Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.
41π 32π
Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.
It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.
28π 11π
A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.
12π 1π
Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
21π 6π
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.
Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
12π 6π
A faggiography refers to an urban eulogy, or the reflective study of a faggish life, given by a High Thug, upon the death of a gay gang member.
Jo'moquan presided over Kip's faggiography after he was shot during a gangbang by some Lords of Death.
8π 4π
Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.
7π 1π