The "m" word

The term used to pussy-foot around saying "masturbate" out of embarrassment.

Girl: Hey wanna skype me?
Guy: I can't. Give me 10 minutes.. I'm a little busy.
Girl: ..Doing what?
Guy: I'm doing the "m" word..
Girl: Can I watch?
Guy: Sure, but you have to m word, too.

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