bejeezers

n. an unknown entity that leaves a person when they are frightened or scared

Jean-Baptiste says: BOOO!
Rayne says: Ahhhh! Jean-Baptiste you scared the bejeezers outta me!

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Shhh

a silly noise one makes when they wish you to be quiet: usually used in combination with a pointer finger before ones mouth

Kris: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Susie (with her finger in front of lips): Shhh....be quiet

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batista

An awesome physical specimen of a man; sexy; talented; evolutionized

i.e. Batista vs. Orton - obvious, right?

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god

Bringer of my hopes; Giver of my dreams; Receiver of my faith

God is Everything a person could need.
He is your eternal supplier of hopes, dreams and faith.

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Stacy Kiebler

The girl who is currently dating Randy Orton

Jadah:Laughs hysterically
Slim:What's so funny?
Jadah: Kieblers been compromised--she's been with Orton!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Slim:That's not funny! It's down right sick!
Jadah:Sure is cause now those bumbling idiots that watch WWE will have to wait for me to get on RAW to oggle over.
Slim: hey if you were like on RAW I'd be like Stacy who.
Jadah: I know slim just wait til all the men realize that too.
Slim: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE JADAH!!!

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Jadah

A Paradox

Jadah is the best example of a paradox.

bumbling

a state of confusion a person enters when they come face to face with greatness; also occurs when meeting a celebrity.

Jadah walks into the Pub and sits at the bar.
Jadah says, "May I have a screwdriver?"
The bumbling bartender is noticibly shaken by her surreal beauty. And reaches under the bar then hands her a phillips head. "It's on the house."

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