darth vader

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!

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Oy

1.Oy is just yo backwards.


2.Jewish way of saying "What a loser."

1. Oy, Dawg. Watzz daa dealio?/??

2. Rabbi: -watches someone trip over a rock- "Oy."

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tekken

ITs a game that lives up to its standards and have a better story line out there then most of those games out there...its the only game I know for right now or played that have decent characters and a old man that Everyones loves to beat the crap out of...for any button pushers out there they won't get passed round 2 on Ultra hard in Tekken 4.

The Tekken series lives up to its own standards.

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slut puppy

This is a male that sleeps around with as many women as he can. Females get enough names called for their sexual exploits, the phrase slut puppy describes the male whore.

I wonder if she knows what a slut puppy her boyfriend really is!

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sweatervest

A vest. That doesn't open in the front. Or something.It's a sweater. Only a vest.

Hence the name.

Extremely ugly, uncomfortable, and often associated with "nerds".

Since Johnny wore a different sweatervest everyday, people often called him a nerd without knowing what he was like on the inside. Now Johnny is a kick-ass pedo. Showed you all, didn't he?

11👍 28👎

mormon

The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.

Look at those hott elders theyre so cool

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Nick Valensi

An extremely thin gentle man that hails from the world known band The Strokes. The Nick enjoys long walks on the beach, super-tight pants that don't quite mean the top of his socks, and playing guitar.

Nick was unphased by the earthquake and continued to play his guitar.

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