Mayhaps

Maybe, leaning towards no.

"Are you gonna do your geometry homework tonight?"
"Mayhaps. I think I'll screw your mom first."

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Bung

To bang in the past tense ( not to be confused with banged or bunged ) .

"Oh my God is that a bung?"

"That's a lot of bunging. That's a lot of present tense."

"Wherever there is a present tense, there is a bung."

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SOAP ex

Snakes on a Plane exterminators, rival to FED ex (Fucking Eating Disorder exterminators). Not to be confused with SOAP wash, which is just stupid.

Mr. K runs a quite profitable business called SOAP ex, in which he washes out unwanted snakes.

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persnicketes

Maybe, leaning towards yes.

"Are you going to do my mom tonight?"
"Persnicketes. I think I have a clarinet lesson."