Chocolate Clothespin

The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.

While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.

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loosies

Pubic hairs that have come "loose" from the patch.

Joe reached into his pants and low and behold, he came up with a handful of loosies. Being the great guy that he is, he let them fall all over Janice's pillow.

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