April 14

Does it really matter?
Were all in self isolation 2020 anyways.
MOst of us have no school.

So fuck what day it is

"Its April 14"
"So? It's COVID19 break. We have no fucking school"
"But todays my birthday."
"Today is just another normal day inside the house."

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Well Actually

1. the word you hear before a big lecture
2. when you hear it, prepare for boredom
3. the word that lets you know your in for it
4. the word people use when they are trying to be smart
5. the word people use when they are loosing an argument
6. the word you only use if you are in trouble, a smart mouth, or loosing in a argument/verbal fight

"Well actually..."
"here we go again"

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technology

The best f--king thing ever!
Nobody in the new generation can live witoutit

Bob the reporter- Hey kid do you have technology?
Kid- Yes! Duh! I cannot live withoutit!
(Real fact said by child)

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HYPErBOLE

When you get suddenly hyper at a party, drink a lot of alcohol, and on the way home are forced to puke in a bole.
Click RJ Wieggs for bole defintion.

"Did you see what happened to josh at the party?"
"Yeah! He hyperbole'd!"

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