Cram

Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
All credits to ted nivison on YouTube or twitch.

"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"

Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

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Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"