Packing Space

When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey

Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.

Thunderwear

A merging of 'thermal' and 'underwear' to give thunderwear

What are you wearing underneath your clothes?
Thunderwear!
What's that?
It's thermal underwear

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Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

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lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

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Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.

My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job

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Queer as fuck

more queer than most folk, possibly the queerest person in the room at any one point

You're so queer, you're so here, you're so queer as fuck.

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wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair