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Wangsta

A wangsta is anyone that attemps to emulate "ghetto culture." These people will often travel in groups and harass or hang out with younger kids. They wear backwards hats, basketball jerseys, and have serious rap battles with their "homies." They are generally white, but can be of any race and gender. People also often tend to dislike them, but they don't know it and continue to act unpleasant to the point in which outcasts wouldn't bother with them. A lot of them are similar to ricers.

Example 1:
Jimmy: Yo man, check out dees rims. They're custom on mah low rider.

Bob: You mean your Honda Civic?

Example 2:
Carl: Party at my crib yo!

Bob: You mean your mcmansion in the suburbs?

Carl: I'll pop a cap up yo ass punk.

Example 3:
Carl: Hey punk, you steppin on my turf? *Pulls out capgun

Jimmy: No Stupidass, now get the fuck off before I call my homies! *Starts throwing girly punches and hurling bad insults

Bob: Stupid Wangstas.

by Jag140 September 21, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lansing, Illinois

An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.

Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?

Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.

Munster Kid: How ghetto.

by Jag140 September 4, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.

Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs.

Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed?

Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police! That would be awesome.

Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?

by Jag140 July 19, 2011

97๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bieber Fever

The term Bieber fever applies mainly to prepubescent girls with a few exceptions. Most people that actually have bieber fever are either:
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10

Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.

Dumbass Girl: Woo! I have Bieber Fever!

Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?

Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented

Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)

by Jag140 July 9, 2011

179๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž