obe

A completely fat-assed individual, obese.

Dude, I would never fuck your mom on account of her being a goddamn obe.

10👍 38👎

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

76👍 46👎

tree hugger

A young fucko, most likely reared in Marin County, home of the rich dysfunctional parent. They don't like the timber industry, yet their fucking house is made from wood. Pretty much just a worthless shitheap of a waste of human flesh.

Dude1: Dude, I just recieved a congressional medal of honor bor beating the shit out of some tree huggers.

Dude2: I know, I laughed my ass off when that tree hugger was killed by a falling tree. What a fucko!

55👍 103👎

ass hands

A symtom resulting from handing out ass all day.

Dude, I've gotta rest seeing as how I have a horrible case of ass hands.

5👍 16👎

shit holster

a diaper.

Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.

12👍 4👎

dickheap

A pile of pricks, literally a heap of dicks.

Take a left turn at the third dickheap on your right, and you will be smack dab in the mittle of a gay orgy.

5👍 6👎

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

48👍 68👎