long ass

An increment of time, lengthy in nature.

After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.

89👍 30👎

bagass

Extremely necessary to have a gay row.

Dude, we can't have a gay row with out a bagass!

4👍 10👎

origami boulder

A genious of an idea.

Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.

14👍 8👎

shit row

skid row, but worse.

Holy shinto you live on shit row!

4👍 11👎

gauge

A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.

If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.

8👍 22👎

croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.

Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.

29👍 20👎

off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

12👍 5👎