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Spankinator

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.

by Jahamez May 8, 2019

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Gorilla Glue

A last resort product when you run out of hairspray. Definitely not recommended, as Tessica Brown learned the hard way. There is no easy way to get Gorilla Glue off your hair without cutting it, or doing some serious damage to your hair and scalp.

I ran out of hairspray, so I used Gorilla Glue to keep it in place.

by Jahamez February 10, 2021

15👍 2👎


Hart

Acronym for Horribly Assembled Ryobi Tools, sold by Walmart

I wish I could have bought DeWalt instead of these cheap Walmart branded Hart power tools.

by Jahamez December 23, 2021


Crane arms

A person who has very strong arms and typically muscular

My gosh, Tyson has very strong crane arms, he can lift a fridge

by Jahamez July 20, 2019


Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.

Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.

by Jahamez February 1, 2021


Rope balls

The act of landing on your balls off the top rope or any suspended cable.

AJ Styles had a bad case of rope balls, he’s gonna be out for a while after that accident.

by Jahamez July 22, 2019


Shy guy

That one person that always uses the corner urinal and turns their body towards the wall

Josh is such a shy guy, He always tries to hide his peeing.

by Jahamez August 11, 2019