teh

A typo of 'the' used when trying to sound cool... or juvenile.

I attacks you with teh Penguins of dOOOOOOOOOm!

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Burgo

Adjective; describes the situation of having to defecate urgently.

"Jack was so nervous before his audition, he got all burgo. After he took care of it, though, things went pretty smoothly."

"I've been burgo ever since I woke up, man; I should never have eaten all those chimichangas before bed."

"Call me back in five; I'm burgo."

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Kenny

The foreskin of the uncircumcised penis.

"Am I circumsized? No way! I've still got my Kenny."

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Baby Soviet

God of the universe

After making hitler his bitch and being the man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. He decided to rape god and rewrite history, by creating shaggy, although shaggy is one of the strongest and powerful god’s in the universe, he still remains powerless to Baby Soviet, the son of Stalin. Throughout wars shaggy was used in various occasions, Pearl Harbor that was shaggy, 9/11 that was Baby Soviet, Hiroshima that was shaggy, after the collapse of the Soviet Union, shaggy drifted apart, and lived a simple life, without fear or emotions, till one day are failed test experiment bappo escaped motherland, and was United with shaggy and fought many wars together, but Baby Soviet’s creation remains lost, and bappo’s only weakness is, Lacto

Yo shaggy and bappo are god’s, whaoooo yo, shaggy’s Dad is Baby Soviet and bappo was created by him too

hagar

Completely, unapologetically awesome, but with a hint of the absurd.

"Jeff's new surfboard is totally hagar."

"I saw this Garfield piggybank at the flea market. It was pretty hagar, but not worth six bucks."

"That clown you hired for Kelly's birthday party was absolutely hagar, dude."

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