homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap

7182👍 857👎

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

92👍 165👎

green Trojan

a LARGE lubricated condom

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

3👍 6👎

g unit!

g unit AKA gorrilla unit used for random notations.

fidy sent- GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT!!!
or
bob-thats cool!
fred- G UNIT!
or
randomly say g unit!!

44👍 70👎

g unit

G unit is a group containing 50 CENT, YOUNG BUCK, TONY YAYO, LLYOD BANKS, THE GAME... Best in the game dose not stand for Gangster Unit DOSE NOT

G Unit is the best nobody can even touch that crew.

35👍 56👎

gay bobby

someone that acts feminine and stupid at all times

"My neighbor is a gay bobby."

40👍 27👎

night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

45👍 10👎