ambulance chaser

the 95% of lawyers that give the others a bad name

She's an ambulance chaser with the law firm of Chasem,Screwm & Craponem

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Camio

A retarted teenager.

Teacher! Teacher! Whats that room for?

Well son, that rooms for Camio.

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glem

a ditch filled with urine

dude you stepped in my glem

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mudbutt

Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"

"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."

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windsor

A city in southwestern Ontario. aka Sin City, Ontario Known for it's unrivaled bar/club scene. Dozens of bars on a single strip all within minutes walking distance. Has the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the world. Legal "escort" services and late night massage parlors make this a popular party spot for many americans looking to party. Legal drinking age is 19.

We're going to downtown Windsor to get retarded.

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Moment Stopper

The action of stopping a amusing moment by using phrases that would normally end something like this

Johnny:hey George, you know whats ugly? YOUR FACE
Alex, Jake: OHHH, you just got told!!! YAOOOOOOOOOO
Jake: OK GUYS, that's it, no more, the moments over, it's done, that's enough

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looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag

"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."

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