go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

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woot

Woot originated from a gaming slang term, and abbreviation of "We Owned the Other Team", owned meaning defeated decisively. abbreviated to "woot", zeros often replace o's to form w00t.

<game over, red team wins> w00t. we totally destroyed Blue.

Oh yeah w00t!

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purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

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tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

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cum depository

(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection

Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.

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dizzo

My fat ass dick, cock, horse shlong

yo dawg dat bitch over thurr is on my dizzo

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snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

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