1.) Noun: Shortened version of the word 'Keety' which is slang for 'Kitty' referring to Felis Catus the common house cat.
2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.
3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.
4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
jew
5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.
1.) Don't forget to feed the keet!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!
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going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman
"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."
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the final evolutionary stage of the kkorney.
Darwin chart:
kkorney -> kkorney182 -> kko182 -> kko
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A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.
My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.
Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.
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(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on
Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).
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high-heeled pumps with a three inch or higher stilleto heel. Usually some really bright colour to get your attention. Maybe shiny vinyl or glittery.Accentuates the leg.Not usually removed during sex.
Josie wore her red fuck me pumps into work every Friday. She started her hunt for cock at 8 a.m. on Fridays.
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religion is the opium of the masses
-Karl Marx
I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?
religion is stupid because it is based on faith
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