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she: I've never seen his pubes, I unzip him and blow him but we've never been naked together.
he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
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For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.
That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!
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The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.
Jake: Hey Keii
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
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a school i want to go to really bad in blackwood new jersey!but i go to a gay ass school {washington township high school} its the biggest homo place in the world!..all it is are preppy sluty girls that get high...that is what we are known for....highland is also where my best friend goes!
dude our school sucks
yes i no we shold go to highland..it better
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a word in use for vague satire. not to it's subject, but towards punk'd.
peaceful resistance against opression.
usually involving boycotts. this aspect seperates it from Ghandi'd.
The bigoted manager of -restaurant name- was Rosa Park'd.
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