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To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom
5π 9π
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
88π 59π
One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*
Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!
Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!
Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
40π 15π
He is a wanna be gangster who has zero friends also he thinks its kool to pretend he has a girlfriend named erika
Lobo is a loser and he thinks hes black which he aint so get some friends and stop saying yeaaaa ahhhhh and waz zzzzzzzzupp
9π 40π
fast looking mazda built on 626 platform, overpriced and overated modification of one of mazdas leading family sedans
i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6
7π 81π
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
429π 130π
when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
My little pony unicorned me last night!
20π 52π