An amazing mixture of Jay-Z and Weezer, utilizing the Jay-Z construction set, where Jay-Z's lyrics are layered over Weezer's guitar loops.
Man, I was just listening to Jay-Zeezer, that shit is hot!
16π 11π
Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.
I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !
3π 4π
average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)
The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon
19π 37π
Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass.
Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they're all a bunch of assnozzles.
29π 15π
to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.
Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.
14π 20π
v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.
Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated
12π 15π
completing the job
1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"
2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."
22π 12π