size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

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mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

maupin

Totally fashion core, with a very homosexual twist.

omg, that kid is dressed sooo maupin.

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Work Bench

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

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partyboyjk

the fuckin coolest kid

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mons

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...

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pooch

Another way to say dog. Simple as that.

"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"

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