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boobage

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts

Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.

by Jake February 3, 2004

332πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 10, 2003

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Pascizzilate

The act of writing really bad ass programs in pascal.

"I'm so bored... I think I'm going to go pascizzilate for a while.

by Jake April 4, 2005


unravel

to cause to come apart by or as if by separating the threads of

I like to unravel window curtains!

by Jake November 30, 2004

21πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


silver bullet

1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.

2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.

The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet

by Jake April 3, 2005

70πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Slim Shadey

A stringy form of diarrhea.

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.

by Jake February 27, 2003

11πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


girl-girl sex

sex between females; while often referred to as Lesbian sex, it is not appropriate to. Lesbianism is a sexual orientation, not physical sex between two women. Fantasizing about having sex with another woman does not make you a lesbian. Women are usually seen as soft, gentle, loving, and romantic, which is not how men are usually perceived. A woman may desire these things in her sex life. She may feel that since a woman has the same anatomy, she will be a better lover and more in tune with her needs. Even though a woman is not sexually attracted to other women, she may be attracted to these "feminine" qualities. To a certain extent, female/female physical intimacy is socially acceptable, at least when not done to exclusion.

Nancii and I enjoy intercourse, mutual masturbation, and oral sex, but she still needs her girl-girl sex once in awhile with "S"

by Jake February 18, 2004

186πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž