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squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

by Jake March 24, 2004

26πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


drop bows

To strike one with your elbows.

Derived from elbows.

We drop bows on hos!

by Jake March 28, 2005

46πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by Jake February 4, 2005

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.

I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.

by Jake January 11, 2004

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others

that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker

by Jake February 24, 2005

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

by Jake January 20, 2004

103πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


pidgeon

someone who becomes someone else's stooge.

Danielle is my pidgeon because she is the bitch that takes the fall for my errors.

by Jake January 21, 2005

20πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž